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SOCIETY OF CONFUSING ANTICIPATION
Less Frequently Ask'd Questions
Q: How many feet are in a furlong?
A: Surely you’d rather be asking how many teeth are in a long fur.
Q: What did you do with pirates?
A: What makes you think we did anything with them, they’re just chilling in the freezer upstairs.
Q: Were you the people who stole all that soil?
A: Hm hm, I think you’ll find that that was two pirates and goose.
Q: What food?
A: One (1) egg.
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