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Less Frequently Ask'd Questions

Q: How many feet are in a furlong?

A: Surely you’d rather be asking how many teeth are in a long fur.

Q: What did you do with pirates?

A: What makes you think we did anything with them, they’re just chilling in the freezer upstairs.

Q: Were you the people who stole all that soil?

A: Hm hm, I think you’ll find that that was two pirates and goose.

Q: What food?

A: One (1) egg.

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